Anally retentive is simply a posh way to say constipated.
If you are not working to make your own dreams come true you are working to make other people’s dreams come true.
No matter how strong or brave you are, or how much you care for other people, sometimes you need to let yourself be the little spoon.
Is it me, or is the decision to name a brand of wheelchair ‘Karma’ a really odd choice?
If people say something itches when it is getting better, how do I know when my eczema is getting better as it itches all the time?
How do you tell an Eskimo that you are a virgin? ‘I have had more sex than you have had hot dinners.’
Perhaps the trick is having a thick skin yet retaining a kind soft inside. Much like a Cadbury’s Cream Egg.