David’s Thought of the Day 89.

Today I am much like a very hungry zombie in that I have no brain.

David’s Thought of the Day 88.

You know when you are a gaming geek when a spam email offering a night of WoW fun makes you think ‘Ooh, World of Warcraft’.

David’s Thought of the Day 87.

If hair makes you itchy after you have a haircut, why doesn’t it make you itchy all the time is it on your head or body? Or does the process of having it cut make it itchy in a sort of revenge way on the hair’s part?

David’s Though of the Day 86 – Animals in Disguise.

How do we know that some animals do not disguise themselves as other animals? What if some cows are not, in fact, cows? Perhaps they are merely shaved sheep that have a pink rubber glove taped to their stomach? I for one will be looking at cows more closely in future.

David’s Thought of the Day 85.

The thing about advice is that you can listen to it but if it doesn’t ring true with you, then don’t follow it. Choose the path that is right for you at this point in your life. You are of-course  free to not follow this advice. 

Take care buddies, 

David. 

David’s Thought of the Day 84.

If something is ‘click bait’ do not go fishing. 

David’s Thought of the Day 83.

In order to protect the environment and the future of this planet, I have decided to stop eating curry that is too spicy for me.

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David’s Thought of the Day 82.

Anally retentive is simply a posh way to say constipated. 

David’ (not exactly my own) thought of the Day 81.

If you are not working to make your own dreams come true you are working to make other people’s dreams come true.  

 

David’s Thought of the Day 81.

No matter how strong or brave you are, or how much you care for other people, sometimes you need to let yourself be the little spoon.